awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
where are my eyebrows?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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