Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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