I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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