If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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