I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
