i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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