There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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