UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize