Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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