But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
