I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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