On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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