I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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