I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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