I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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