I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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