So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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