I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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