im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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