you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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