Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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