and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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