But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
