Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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