he shaved USA in his pubs
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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