we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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