physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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