come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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