Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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