I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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