toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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