Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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