Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Hippo gnu deer
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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