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(908): View more from New Jersey

Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Remember that time you hooked up with him?

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(925): View more from California

I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be

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(810): View more from Michigan

Is licking assholes a new fad or something?

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(410): View more from Maryland

9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow

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(204): View more from Manitoba

So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.

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You would...

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive

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do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.

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