I want to walk on stilts...naked
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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