You really coming over, don't trick.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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