some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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