I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Can I color on your dick again?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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