I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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