i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm really busy with my period
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