brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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