found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
babies were throwing up all over the place
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
