i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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