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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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