How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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