Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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