that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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