windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
