The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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