so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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