I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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