Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
