do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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