i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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