okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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