it wasn't lemon gatorade
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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