You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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