I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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