is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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